1. Goldie Hawn was threatening me with a disposable razor. I kept trying to deflect her advances, but the razor was sharp and Goldie was persistent. Possible connection to reality: Goldie graduated from my university, and I read recently that she lost her virginity in my dorm. Also, I bought razors at Target last weekend with the guy I am sort of seeing.

2. I am driving through the countryside in a white car (presumably in England, since I am seated on the right). I flick the ash of a cigarette out the window, and when I inhale, I am as relaxed as I have been in months. I breathe in the wind and the green grass and the trees and the smoke, and everything is peaceful. Possible connection to reality: I smoked a joint in my friend's car the other night. Also, I sometimes smoke cigs when I'm stressed.

3. I am making out with the guy I am sort of seeing, and he starts to go down on me, and I really don't want him to, but he does anyway, and in 10 seconds, he orgasms, and I'm like, 'You came already?' And he says yes. So I just forget the whole thing and leave the room. And I feel really dirty and also somewhat guilty. And then his apartment starts flooding, and I don't know what to do, and I'm afraid he is going to get mad at me. I don't know how the dream ends. Possible connection to reality: I was sleeping in his arms at the time. Also, while making out with him that night, he wanted to go a little bit beyond making out, and I didn't want to, and now I just feel stupid and prude for not doing more.

4. I am walking with my ex-boyfriend, and he tells me randomly that he is dating my friend, and I become insanely jealous and sad and pissed off. Possible connection to reality: I'm still in love with him.