I visited my friend in the Bronx this afternoon. We smoked a small bowl in my car but didn't get nearly as high as I had hoped. Later on, we went to the most ghetto Applebee's to celebrate her roommate's birthday. I swear, the majority of the patrons looked as though they should have been in the kitchen, washing dishes.

Tomorrow, I am waking up at 8 a.m. to slap together some more cover letter/resume combos. I want a good summer internship so badly! I know I swore last summer to never live at home again, but it would be worth the torture just to work in NYC. Imagine me, little ol' Toby, hitting the streets with the reporters of the Village Voice, even MAXIM! It would be a dream come true.

PS I watched 'Donnie Darko' today. Anyone else in love with jake Ghyllenhalaldflaerear or whatever his name is?