PERSONAL WEBLOGGER

Various URLs (July 2001-present)

- Composed daily entries and original content that took a humorous, creative, and insightful approach to gay society, current events, and personal experiences

- Designed a personal web site with a slick, polished, and professional layout that incorporated Greymatter weblogging software

- Attracted on average 200-300 unique visitors a day

- Mentioned in XY magazine as one of five recommended “gay blogs”

Clearly, my resume is more padded than a sixth grader's bra. Do you think anyone will hire me for a summer internship with this crap?