I have developed a very nasty cold. I'm sniffly during the day and coughy at night. I just had a coughing fit that resulted in a spray of projectile spittle dotting the face of my computer monitor. Far too tired to reach for a tissue, I just wiped the specks of spit away with my finger. Now my monitor is covered in streaks of grimy smudges. This wonderful evening will undoubtedly stretch into the wee hours of the morning, seeing as how I have assloads of work to do. Joy.