About my ex-boyfriend's LiveJournal. It gets even better. Oh yea. In the following excerpt, he makes liberal and unflattering references to me and my erstwhile weblog. Read on.

'I went online to speak to no other than my ex-boyfriend. These quick exchanges of ours are always a ball, especially when one or both of us is intoxicated, and while it was a fastidious conversation, it ended in my skimming through of his blog to catch up on his life over the last month (we haven't really spoken since the break up). Much to my chagrin, apparently he has become more of a self proclaimed drug addled slut that blacks out at least twice every week, partakes in orgies and frivilous sexual escapades, and considers a successful evening one where he remembers getting (or more appropriately, giving) ass and not getting an infection on his new body piercing (I'll let the inquiring mind figure out where it is). Fabulous!'

He also goes on to compare me unfavorably to Vivian Ward.

For the love of God, if I ever start to write this way about ex-boyfriends, or detail explicit sexual encounters, or use the word 'chagrin,' please smack the living shit out of me.