Evelyn Vitullo is a mother of four grown children, a widow of a retired military officer, a community volunteer, and a Sunday School teacher. She is pro-life, wants to cut foreign aid, and eliminate wasteful governmental spending. Her top priorities are education reform and protecting Social Security. Vitullo also ran in 2000, but did not qualify for the ballot in any primary states.

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