Under no circumstances should a bowl be confused for a microphone. If something with weed in it is passed to you, SMOKE IT -- don't sit there and give me a 10-minute monologue while everyone else in the room anxiously waits for you to pass it on.

So much weed was wasted last night due to this 'Oprah syndrome' -- a psychological disorder in which a stoner is passed the bowl/bong/joint and starts chatting away as if he is a talkshow host. Feeling only mildly high, I was forced to smoke a personalized bowl in my room. Tragedy.

My university reserves today and tomorrow as 'study days' in preparation for final exams. Therefore I have nothing to do but sit around and watch BBC America. RAWK.