BOWL: Jesus fucking Christ, you never learn, do you!

ME: For the love of all things holy, shut up, and pass me the fucking Doritos!

BOWL: Wait a minute. What are you thinking about?

ME: Um, nothing... Nothing at all.

BOWL: Liar. Are you thinking about fucking Kian?! OH MY GOD, you so were!

ME: Fuck, man, shut up! It'd be, like, the two big West Coast/East Coast bloggers fucking! Major scandal, yo!

BOWL: You are fucking sick.