A cappella singers are the scariest mother fuckers in the world, and there was a whole group of them -- a clan! -- gathered outside the Farragut North Metro station this morning. Shockingly, some people were actually enjoying their dreadful music! One woman was tapping her toe, another was clapping -- at 9 o'clock in the fucking morning. It's times like these when I wish I lived in New York where the commuters are bad-ass and look upon untalented street performers with total indifference and know how to power-walk and can use an escalator properly (stand to the right, walk on the left, assholes!) and wear fashionable clothes and aren't fat, ugly or mildly retarded.

Instead, I'm stuck in a city full of pussies and a cappella singers. I hate Washington, D.C.!