Don't expect any updates until tomorrow night, dollface. I'm upgrading to Movable Type -- basically a more powerful (read: unnecessarily complicated) version of our dear friend, Greymatter.

I've been told that with Movable Type, I can organize my entries into different categories. Imagine the possibilities! We'll have the 'Incoherent Babble' folder, the 'Clear Indictment of Mood Disorder' folder, and also the 'Displaced Rage Targeted Inappropriately at Ex-Boyfriend' folder. Man, this is going to be great.

P.S. The new layout is even more craptastic than this one, featuring a wifebeater-clad photo of your's truly. Children around the world will be masturbating in unison at the sight of this sexy pic! Here's a little preview for ya. Rejoice.