Have you ever read my weblog and wished you could be me? Well, you'll never be me, but you can pretend you are by wearing my clothes!

Simply place a bid on this fabulous tank top and you could be fondling a piece of my extensive wardrobe in just a few short days!

As shown in the picture, I wore this tank top to Velvet Nation, a gay club in Washington, DC. Don't worry -- the stench of cigarettes and meth has been washed away. The tank top is clean and snugly fits any toned, tanned body. (No fatties, please!)

So bid today, darlings. Even if you don't plan on wearing it, you can still throw it onto your bedroom floor and pretend I tossed it there preceding a passionate embrace.