Codify this, bitch!
Sure, we've all read the quotes from President Bush's press conference yesterday. In case you are blissfully unaware, you can piss yourself off here.
"And I caution those who may try to take the speck out of their neighbor's eye when they got a log in their own." [Source: NYT, 7/30/03]
Treasure this moment, because it is one of the few times the President will infuse his words with such brilliant extended metaphors as "specks versus logs."
Also, in addition to the President's nonstandard usage of the word "got", Dictionary.com offers another: I got to git me a huntin' dog.
I liked when he said:
...and I'm a liar and gay people are sinners but I'll dodge around my bigotry by making the blanket statement that all people are sinners (even Texans!) and vote for me in 2004!
Hmm. I hope these "lawyers" he's enlisted to stop gay marriage in the name of God are about as effective as the guys he sent into Iraq to find weapons o' mass destruction.