For some inexplicable reason, the sale of cigarettes is now banned from campus. This really isn't a huge problem for me, being a social smoker and all. But still, it fucking pisses me off. Where will the fascists draw the line? Why not ban fattening whole milk from the cafeteria because it's "bad" for you? Why not limit the entire cafeteria selection to tofu and purified water? This whole situation is so fucked up. Not only are we a dry campus now, but we're a smoke-free one, too.

Isn't college supposed to be about both academics AND destroying your body? I should start selling cartons in my room, I bet I would make a pretty penny.