Did anyone else watching the Miss America pageant a few nights ago? Did you notice that the only ones who got the "bling-bling" question right were the black chicks? Whatever, the whole ceremony sucked. Those 50 contestants are keeping some dental cosmetic surgeon very happy. Oh, and big surprise, the winner is black. Anyway, I guess I can't oppose any organization that sends hot people to college.

My weekend was pretty fun. Nothing unusual: got drunk, stripped down to my underwear, and demanded that my friends pour beer on me while I rubbed myself in the shower. *yawn* You can see a pic here.

My friend sent me the first season of Queer as Folk. The bastard sent them to me in a Prada shoebox but he still had the nerve to send the VHS version. Honey if you can afford Prada why the hell are you buying used QAF tapes from Blockbuster?

Anyway I can't complain. I am really enjoying the show, despite my best efforts to despise it. God damn it I can actually relate to a lot of it. I watched an episode tonight, and I couldn't help but reminisce of the times spent with my bare butt against the bricks behind Nation and my dick in a tweaked out tranny's mouth. I'd wake up with blood on my ass, and then we'd get high. Ah the memories that extreme drug abuse allows me to vaguely remember.

God i could go for a beer right now.