Remember the campus television show I was bitching about because I was not asked to participate? Well, as the turning gears of irony would have it, the creator of the show is none other than MY OWN BOYFRIEND. Yea, I had a really good laugh at that one. He said he didn't want to tell me because he wanted to "surprise" me. Surprise, indeed! It's all good though. I would not have wanted to be involved anyway.

You see, the show's formula is merely a direct rip-off of the real thing. If I was behind the helm, I'd spice things up. Instead of making over a straight guy, I'd just transform him into a gay male by making him do gay things, like taking crystal meth, touching adolescent boys, and contracting HIV.

Oh, calm down. I'm kidding.