If anyone cares to know of such things, The AtaRiS, those fabulous boys did a remake of some asshole's song "Boys of SuMmEr", performed at mah school and apparently they got drunk and messed up the dressing room and then proceeded to perform intoxicated, rambling incoherently. Those knaves! Actually I would have done the same thing so yea I guess they are cool.

God damn it it is so fucking hard to type while listening to the new Britney CD. And does anyone listen to the MOANING in every song? OK, want to trip your mind? Listen to 'Outrageous' REALLY LOUD on your headphones; during the chorus, the baseline will make you think your cell phone is on a flat surface, vibrating. FREAKY.

While listening to 'In The Zone', forget about the Britney in eyeliner and hair extensions. Imaging THIS Britney!!! It is simply impossible to listen to. I'm thinking of her that way now -- augh, the only thing missing from that picture is hair curlers and about 10 years of aging. Shit.

'Outrageous' is the only song on the album that fades away to a close. R. Kelly -- what a lazy fuck.

My fav song has GOT to be 'Touch of My Hand.' The opening is just so sexy. And the rest seems sensual yet sincere. The image of Britney wacking off is a nice bonus.

The baseline to 'Touch Of My Hand' sounds SUSPICIOUSLY like the riff to Bee Gee's 'Stayin' Alive.' Ok, maybe not.

On her first album, when they turned some of her lines into that annoying robot-esque computer-generated voice, it sounded like she was on the phone, calling her parents and saying that if they didn't give her kidnapped $100,000, she was going to die. Now it sounds like she is on the phone as a phone sex operator.

'The Hook Up' is a fuckin' awesome track. Exploiting the culture of inconsequential minorities RULEZ. Rock steady, mon!!

I wonder if Britney Spears hates black people. After all, she is from the South. Well, if that is the case, she better shape up; that bitch should be kissing black peoples' asses! Or at least Hatian asses.

OH MAN, I love 'The Hook Up' when it gets to 2:20. Her voice is so scrambled, I LOVE IT. And they actually make her sound Haitian. Remember when Alicia Silverstone said "Hate-ians!" in that movie "As If." Lol, that cracked my shit up. Oh fuck, the movie was called "Clueless." Duh.

Ah, 'Shadow' is on. This is a good point into the CD in which one can take a short break, perhaps get a snack, or use the bathroom. This song is good, but if you missed 30 seconds of it, you wouldn't really give a shit.

Actually, I have a personal connection to the song 'Shadow' so I like to listen to the whole thing.

Haha remember when Britney sang that song "Not a girl Not yet a woman" lol that was such bullshit.

Oh, someone cued the Baptist choir in the background! I was afraid they were going to forget!!

"Shadow" is over, praise be.

"Brave New Girl" is such a ripoff of Garbage's "Cherry Lips", I hate it.

Secretly I like it! lol

Oh my god, does she really sing 'My M.O.'s changed"?! Lol she is such a presumptuous witch.

Augh I need to lay down.

No I am definitely NOT high lol.