Wouldn't it be disturbing if abortions became as normal and common-place as defecation?

"Sorry, guys. I'll be right back, I have to take a fetus."

"Does anyone have to use the abortion clinic? There won't be another rest stop for at least 50 miles!"

"I've had to start wearing adult diapers. When I'm out in public, I sometimes start fetusing uncontrollably."

"God, I'm so backed up, I'm gonna have the biggest abortion later."

Wow. Was that a new low?