If you're the author of a really shitty weblog, chances are that I am your Number One Fan.

And I'm also the one who will leave you bitter, drunken, typo-pocked comments at 3 in the morning. Sorry about that.

You see, I've developed this masochistic tendency to read weblogs that serve only to irritate or annoy me. You know exactly the kind I am talking about. The weblog with a really slick design but chillingly tedious content. The weblog whose noxious pretension is eclipsed only by its author's unholy compulsion to update multiple times in one day. The weblog that is so unspeakably bad that, like a gruesome car accident, you feel compelled to bear witness to its own hideous nature.

Perhaps this explains why my homepage is vividblurry.com. Oh, irony, thou art a cruel mistress.

Anyway, I'm going to ignore my instincts and post some links to the weblogs I've been hating lately. Proceed at your own risk; mediocrity can be highly addictive!

-www.spriteboyworld.com
-www.signalshift.com
-www.sparkology.net

Hmm. Apparently I will not rest until everyone and his underaged lover thinks I am a total and complete bitch. A mighty crusade, I must say!

Addendum: A reader suggested www.jasewells.com for some more mundane musings.