Le sigh. The almighty Editor in Chief rejected the following cutline, written by Yours Truly, regarding Thursday night's snow "storm." Continue reading to experience the Pulitzer-worthy paragraph that was unjustly dismissed as a journalistic abortion...

Rejoice and be glad! Like one's GPA after a semester of inexcusable absences and recklessly frequent beer runs, snow fell Thursday night, coating the Quad with a divine purity comparable only to that of a Christian soul. And what to wondering eyes did appear Friday morning but three inches of white powder, proving more tantalizing to mitten-handed students than an equally alabaster aggregation of crushed prescription amphetamines.

Accumulation in D.C. was incomparable to New York, where the two-day storm unleashed 16 inches of precipitate upon certain areas of the city. Despite its shortcomings, however, Thursday's micro-storm enlivened students with the galvanizing cry: “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”