I have been watching MTV's "Rich Girls" lately. Believe me, I have no problem with material wealth and those who are obsessed with it. But who the hell does Ally Hilfiger think she is? I wish she would shut up about her trip to London or her alleged anxiety disorder - she sounds like a 35-year-old divorcee trapped in a 19-year-old's body.

Augh.

I wish I was her.