The latest Britney news, because, secretly, you care:

» Computer geek Bert Yukich on the shitload of 3D animation and special effects needed for the "Toxic" music video: "'We essentially worked around the clock for three weeks,' Yukich noted. 'I think we went through $1,000 in energy drinks.' Fortunately, none of those drinks were 'toxic.'" Har har. [MVWire]

» Christina Aguilera on the MTV VMA's kiss: "I was up for kissing Britney, but Britney wasn't." And on casual sex: "I love casual sex." And on her clit piercing: "I've had plenty of nice compliments about it." Whore! [Ananova]

» Britney will be starring in a movie about "an ambitious teenage beauty who leaves Michigan to become an actress in Los Angeles." Whore! [Ananova]

» Some pics of Britney, Madonna and Beyonce (amen!) at the NJR Awards. The picture above reinforces the fact that latex looks good only on my weewee while we're doing the no-no naughty tango. [Volumized]