Jordan Stephens is an eighth-grader at Huntsville Middle School, and he's got something to say about Britney Spears!

Spears may think that she is a role model for thousands of people around the world. ... That is not correct.

One set of my grandparents is coming up on their 65th wedding anniversary later this year. The other set has been married for 52 years. My parents have been married for 17 years. ...

Spears is no role model for marriage or for me. I’ll take my parents and grandparents any day.

Well, then.

No offense, kid, but my mother is an overbearing witch, my dad is distant and emotionally inaccessible, and my grandparents are dead. I'm sorry, but Britney — depraved heathen or not — is looking pretty damn good right now.

» Valley Teen Sounds Off On Singer Britney Spears [NewsChannel 19]