From Boing Boing:

Guideposts For Teens, a pro-abstinence org, has posted a list of 100 things for teens to do instead of savagely shagging one another. It is a very, very lame list.
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield... (if a body meet a body comin' through the rye)
9. Pray together. (Jesus Jesus Jesus, don't stop)
10. Do a crossword puzzle... (What's a four-letter word for -- oh, nevermind)
21. Watch your favorite Disney movie... (Dude, this is totally one of my major turn-ons)
34. Color eggs -- even if it isn't Easter... (yes, that's right, encourage them to fetishize the reproductive cells of chickens)
100. Wash your parent's cars. (Ohhhhh, soapy t-shirts)

Some of my favorites:

20. Interview your parents or grandparents about their love stories. (“So, Mom, were you and Dad virgins when you got married?” “Yes, dear, he was.”)
38. Have a squirt gun fight… (Convince your reticent whore-in-waiting to don a white t-shirt!)
81. Make a present for your mothers. (Hasn’t Mommy always said how much she regrets not having a third child? Use your imagination for this one!)
91. Play baseball without a bat or ball… (This could be fun if you are drunk.)

You know, these 100 reasons penetrate only a few inches into the gaping orifice of pro-abstinence philosophy. Here are a few more activities to help you keep a lid on things, you filthy, God-fearing slut.

101. Prepare for the big night by rehearsing that inevitably awkward “Sally, I have something to tell you: I’m a virgin” speech.
102. One word: Anal.
103. Come out of the closet.

Whatevs. To paraphrase Jerri Blank, I’m waiting to have sex with the right person; I’m just fucking a lot of the wrong people along the way.

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