Rhyme Thyme
I have a sock of Matty’s, and I never gave it back.
It sits within my sock drawer, all alone, without its match.
I see the sock and think, “Could he have really been The One?”
Like Matt, the sock excels at mopping up my pools of cum.

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I have a sock of Matty’s, and I never gave it back.
It sits within my sock drawer, all alone, without its match.
I see the sock and think, “Could he have really been The One?”
Like Matt, the sock excels at mopping up my pools of cum.