Boring, incomprehensive article on fag blogs here. I'm mentioned somewhere near the bottom. (How apropos!)

Toby seems to be at the hub of the blogosphere even though he spends half his time composing prose on eating disorders and Britney Spears while under the influence of boxed wine and cheap beer. So why do people keep coming back? Because he’s brilliant ... .

Oh, man. I can't wait until I start snorting cocaine. Then people will really have something to talk about!