To lament a recent misconceived crush, I present to you a very special Corey Spears moment.

Your eyes twinkle, twinkle
Like a little star
When you smile
Your hair is adorable
Disheveled
Golden brown
Not unlike a tater tot
Minus the grease and association with trailer trash
You make blonde highlights
Seem cool again

Everyone thinks you are the cutest
I want you to forget about them
Think of me
For I can appreciate the real you
Also
I am hotter

Realization:
You have a boyfriend
On the opposite coast
My heart sinks
Like a turd liberated after a night spent drowning in the devil's brew
How dare you not be single
You stupid stupid fuck

Le sigh.