How to rationalize an otherwise irrational drunken eBay purchase, Part I

FINALLY — an effective, fun and easy-to-use education product that delivers on a clear promise: success in teaching your child to clean up after his messy bowel movements! This frog toilet brush set is the cutest thing to hop into the bathroom in ages. With his green webbed feet and dinner-plate eyes, Mr. Ribbit™ will keep your child smiling as she cheerfully scrubs away at stubborn fecal build-up.
How can this product help your child succeed at janitorial chores? Mr. Ribbit™ is the only toilet brush set of its kind to combine human waste management training with a whimsical anthropomorphized amphibian! Your child will love to play with Mr. Ribbit and his patented FecalBusting™ bristles, but the real fun comes with the learning. Kids inherently want to maintain a pristine lavatory free of unsightly smears and stains, and our goal is to help them excel!
Two-piece set includes brush (12” long) and plastic holder (5” H x 4” W).
Addendum: This item is now available for purchase on eBay! Happy ribbiting, I mean, bidding, har har.
