Did you hear the news, folks? Sears Portrait Studio isn't just for the holidays, the birth of a new baby or weddings anymore. They also do semi-nude pictorials!

Thanks for forwarding me these flabulous pics of Billy Brandt, baby. His pictures aren't sexy or provacative, as porn should be. They simply come across as desperate and sad. That's right, Billy. Show me that ass! Insert come-hither smirk here. Blah, blah, blah. Get a real job with real fame, dumb-ass.

(P.S. Is it ironic in here, or is it just me?)

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