I learned today that the bartender reserves a "special" bottle of vodka for an equally special patron known to the staff as Drunk Dave. After Dave soaks up two of his requisite double Seabreezes, the rest of his drinks are poured from the vodka concoction made especially for him.

Since he was too smashed to recognize me as his server when I brought him the third Seabreeze, I doubt Dave recognized that his drink was a "special" one (read: mostly water). Poor Drunk Dave.

P.S. Drunk Dave and company were seated in my section at 11:30 a.m. (!)