No, that isn't a still from Britney's new video, "Toxic Shock Syndrome." (Ed. note: Ew.) It's actually a shot from her "Everytime" video, in which a suicidal Britney "throws a glass against a mirror, then climbs into a bath. She looks at her hands, sees her wrists are cut, slips under the water and passes out. Moments later she's running down a white tunnel towards a bright light."

Though she recognizes the controversy of including such a violent scene in a music video, Britney insists she is merely trying to depict how listeners have reacted to the tuneless, derivative songs on her "In The Zone" album.

The video won't be released until later this month, but do not fret! I have obtained top secret stills of the suicide video, which I present to you below. Enjoy.