If you don't like my Web site, then don't read it. The time spent writing mean-spirited comments could be better used to improve your own crappy blog. I already know I'm not the hottest or funniest or kindest person in the world, so I don't need it pointed out to me on a site I pay good money to maintain. Assholes.

Alrighty, I'm going to Cobalt tonight. Peace out, stalkers. <3