Oh my god! Tiffany! You have got to hear this! So, you know that girl who just got matching dice tattoos with her boyfriend? Well, she's, like, totally engaged to him! Yea, I just found out, like, five minutes ago. Debbie said she heard it from Lex, who says the boyfriend has a two-year-old daughter with some other woman! I know! And get this: Another baby is on the way! That's, like, so trashy. Could you imagine getting engaged to some skank-ass ho-bag while your ex-girlfriend is getting ready to squeeze out your second child? As if!

Yea, so the situation is, like, totally fucked up, but it gets worse! I ran into Krisy at Cinnabon last night and she says that Dice Tattoo Girl got divorced just six months ago! I was surprised Krisy said something about that, since her mom just kicked her step-dad out of the house, but it turns out that the girl split with her husband after being with him for only two days! And they got married in Vegas! Vegas!!! My God, can you imagine what her new wedding is going to be like? I do not even want to know.

Shit, girl, I hope we're invited.