Via Boing Boing (Holy shit! A real, live attribution!): A Singaporean woman has set a world record for mobile-phone texting, keying in the benchmark phrase (below) in 43.24 seconds, without the benefit of any predictive text utilities.

The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.

Alternately, in just 7 minutes and 32 seconds, I deftly texted the following message, which ultimately got sent to the wrong person anyway.

oMG ii'm so fcked up,,wHere r u i WAnT to cudddel

In case you were wondering, my mother's fax number did not text me back.