In my opinion, what you wear to the gym is as important as what you do at the gym. I don't have a lot to work with in the fitness apparel department — just a few Adidas warm-up pants and an assload of random tanks — but I always do my best to match. Because, you know, I'm sure the soccer boys really give a shit about what I'm wearing when I pass them at the water fountain. (Hey, from what I've heard, a few of them probably do. Rarr.)

Britney Spears always has the best work-outfits. She goes for the calculated sloppiness that was popular in the world of men's hairstyling a few years ago. I have no idea what I mean by that, so to spare you any further ramblings, look and learn: