• This is sort of like the time when I woke up with some random dude in my bed, except replace "bed" with "vagina" and "some random dude" with "the face of my aborted child." (Spanks, Mike!)

• Amy Sedaris could take over "The Late Late Show" when Craig Kilborn steps down in two weeks. I'm excited for her, but I still see Amy as a pet project person. Hopefully this won't distract her from the upcoming "Strangers with Candy" movie, which is being produced by David Letterman's company World Wide Pants. Pee on me!

• Child Ho Costume: Trick or treat, indeed. (Spanks, Parker!)

• "There is no sign that the Britney brand is on the wane," insists BusinessWeek columnist David E. Gumpert. Unlike an agonized business (i.e. Enron) that must spend millions to restore consumer confidence in its brand, Britney can be "less than respectful to [her] fans" because she is "immune to scandal's side effect."