Someone claims to possess a "Britney Spears Discarded Cheetos Wrapper" and is selling it on eBay.

The bag is still lined with cheeto dust, probably the same dust that clung to Brit's moist fingers as she munched on her favorite snack!

Which reminds me! I have an empty pack of Marlboro Lights that I picked up off the sidewalk after spotting Mrs. F. toss it from her balcony. Seriously, I swear. In fact, there's, like, seven more scattered throughout my apartment, at least. Any takers?

(Thanks, Andy!)