What's tackier than a buffet of chicken fingers and ribs, white velour tracksuits with "Pimp" embroidered on the back, and the unabashed blasting of Journey's "City by the Bay" from a boombox?

Really, really bad puns.

• Britney weds one more time
• Hitch me baby one more time, says Britney
• She did it again -- Britney Spears marries in surprise ceremony
• Britney Spears marries, again
• The Bride of Federline
• Britney Goes Bridal, One More Time
• Say cheese-y! Brit gets hitched

And, inexplicably...
• Do you tacky this woman?