Chrisafer.com? Dogpoet.com? Joemygod.blogspot.com? Yeah, never heard of 'em either. But we'll all be at DC9 this Sunday for "BlogJam: The Homo Speak."

"The Homo Speak." I know.

Listen, I had nothing to do with the name, but I'm under contractual obligations to go, so feel free to stop by and say ahoy!

P.S. There is not a shred of truth to this rumor.