I've been too busy playing Super Mario World, drinking sloe gin fizzies, and writing a paper on sexual messages in men's magazines to update my site. Perhaps a photo of yours truly in his classic fall garb will level the field.

Before I head to campus, let me remind you to vote Vividblurry.com as Cybersocket's Best Gay Blog! I'm in the running with GooGabber JuicyGoo, The Corky, and a few other sites that no one reads. May the best man win lose to me!

And for those who guessed "a hotter version of Kevin Federline" as my Halloween costume... You win! Here's a pic of me with Agatha, a slutty bitch who dressed as a slutty witch. Original, Aggy!