Top Five Questions that Popped into My Head When I Woke up This Morning
1. What day is it?
2. Why is it so cold?
3. Why are there Band-Aids on my nipples?
4. What did I do last night?
5. What am I doing tonight?

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1. What day is it?
2. Why is it so cold?
3. Why are there Band-Aids on my nipples?
4. What did I do last night?
5. What am I doing tonight?