This is, like, totally the coming-out story of my life!

Anyway, he went to the [bathroom] and I had to go at the same time, so we were standing at the urinals and I was trying to lean over to see his dick and he said "what are you like gay or something?" and I said "yes", so we ended up having sex in the toilet for 2 hours and his girlfreidn Kerry ended up coming into the men's toilets because she was worried about what had happeend to us, and she caught us and freaked out and ran outside and told everyone. Then she took an overdose and nearly died. Then me and Craig were like boyfriends for a whole week, but then I got bored of him and dumped him because he was too clingy and I needed like SPACE and FREEDOM to BE MYSELF.

Yes, it's a parody blog, but of whom, exactly, I am not sure... LOL. [via plasticbag, which I read when I have nothing to do at work, like today]

P.S. And just for fun: the latest "It" buddy icon... Tubular!

P.P.S. Kelly Clarkson: "What's a blog?"

OMG, I am blogging so fuckin much today!