For my Public Speaking 301 manuscript reading, I selected a speech delivered a few years ago by Bono.

Oh, no, wait. I didn't read from that manuscript. Some other retard in my class did, and he is doing a knock-out job of fucking it up. The jokes probably didn't work for Bono, and they certainly aren't working for you, tubbo.

God, if you are going to make that self-deprecating crack at Bono's sunglasses, you could at least "show some effort" and wear a pair to class. Augh.