Dear Toby,

This is Tony Adonis the new Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Jet Set Productions.

I was wondering if you could add a link to our Wet Palms Blog on your website? It's the official behind-the-scenes look at the making of America's first dirty soap opera. I'm sure your loyal readers will enjoy it.

Thanks, in advance, for supporting Jet Set Productions and our current project Wet Palms.

Sincerely

Tony Adonis

Director of Marketing & Public Relations

Jet Set Productions

Okay, um, someone obviously doesn't read my Web site very often.

On an unrelated note: If I change my name to something sexy like "Tony Adonis", maybe I will more easily score a job at a p.r. firm?