Ooh, lookie, the Gay.com model moonlights as a vocal artist when he's not concealing his erection with the thin veil of an American flag. And apparently he and his subordinate model-friend are in a committed relationship, whatever that means. (Do they share joint custody of a Gay.com personal ad? No idea.)

The song that plays on his index page is okay, sort of like a more gay but less talented Clay Aiken (think about that one for a minute). As far as his pitch? Well, let's just say he's a carpenter's dream: flat as a board.

(P.S. If anyone gets the "carpenter's dream" reference, I will give you $1.)