Well, it's March 4, and you know what that means: The onset of yet another undeserved week-long recess from the per se grind of academia. Spring break, people! Get excited!

I have no shame in admitting that I will be spending most of next week in Atlantic City with Agatha and Co. Donations are not only accepted, but encouraged! (Note: I can only accept PayPal donations that are linked to a bank account, not a credit card. For credit card donations, click here.)

I don't have much money to kick around, but hopefully I'll at least break even. Enjoy next week's guest blogger, whoever it is.