Alternatives to Mud Box, the name of the college library's new coffee house
• The Scat House
• Shit In My Mouth
• Brown Tongue
• Good to the Last Dropping
• Central Pucker
Seriously, who the fuck comes up with Mud Box as the name of a coffee house? Who?!
Bonus: Star(bucks) Fish. (Thanks, TJ.)
Honorable Mention: Java Clam. (Courtney, what the fuck?)