Tivo this show, in Jesus' name I pray!
Quiet down, class! This is required viewing tonight for all Vividblurry.com readers:
DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WATCH IT.
Did you see this woman go apeshit last week on "Trading Spouses"? She is like a beanbag with teeth. Truly frightening - ungodly and dark-sided, if you will. Be sure to watch this true god warrior embarrass her family and her Jesus on Part 2 at 9 p.m. on Fox.
Anyway, my day was pretty good, I guess - I wasn't banned by Texas voters or acquired for $24 million in cash. (Ha ha, I shouldn't jinx myself!) At least it's almost Friday.
Tonight I am going to the Gentleman Friend's apartment for dinner. He says that I am for dessert - oh no, what does that mean!
Oh, is this the new Rachael Ray book? No? Um...
Comments
Aren't Christians so endearing and cute when they're angry? I was wondering what that horrid face was doing in your IM, now I know. Thanks for making me feel all warm adn fuzzy inside...
Posted by: consumerNoise | November 9, 2005 08:26 PM
oh god, that was the best thing i've seen on tv in forever. i can't wait for part II! and for some reason, i think i might really like her if i ever met her.
Posted by: allen | November 9, 2005 09:16 PM
Wow. Everyone who reads the comments here may know my thoughts about the South and religion in general...but this woman had an honest-to-god nervous breakdown on TV...her family was mortified, everyone watching was stunned. And I laughed my ass off, because I've known people like this. The capper was, of course, that she decided not to be such a "God Warrior" with that 20 grand it was gonna take to pare her fat ass down to human size. Guess things weren't so darksided in this blue state after all.
Posted by: JAC | November 9, 2005 10:08 PM
they need to do trading spouses with one gay couple and one straight couple. then trading spaces needs to sue and shut the whole hellish thing down.
Posted by: avi | November 9, 2005 10:26 PM
HAH!
Some "God Warrior" she is. Can't even rip an envelope in two.
Man, I don't watch much TV, but I think it would be worth tuning in to watch inbred, toothless, morbidly obese Christiopaths volubly implode like that.
Damn. I want to watch that again and again. Wish I could catch the whole show.
Posted by: Thesaurus Rex | November 9, 2005 10:36 PM
oh man, that was awesome.
Posted by: damien | November 9, 2005 10:46 PM
OMG - I have been watching the trailers for that show for week- THAT is a very scary bitch!
Posted by: Scott | November 10, 2005 12:12 AM
She was a freak show, but at the end: I felt kind of sorry for those kids. She's not just Christian, she's just mental. But then again: that's kind of the face of a Christian in America today. Bring her some meds..... And revoke her voting rights!
Entertaining, but totally sad.
Posted by: eddie | November 10, 2005 01:16 AM
hmm, dessert!
Posted by: gino | November 10, 2005 07:56 AM
I especially loved the "get the fuck outta my house....in the name of the lord!!!!" teaser.
Posted by: Denise | November 10, 2005 09:24 AM
Okay that bitch was almost too much. I've been dying to see part two all week. However they showed 80% of her fits on the previews like 43560 times (and I know this cause the only station I watch is FOX). I think she probably was a nice woman when she wasn't preaching.
Posted by: Shan | November 10, 2005 10:11 AM
I posted a big, meaty video clip here:
[Ed. Click on the poster's name for the link.]
Posted by: Malcontent | November 10, 2005 02:24 PM
Well I live too far away to see this... US TV don't make it across the Atlantic but sounds like the Channel 4 Show Wife Swap...
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/W/wife_swap/
P.S. Good to have you back Toby!
Posted by: J.B. | November 10, 2005 04:06 PM
Someone made a song with a few of her better quotes:
http://www.lsadproco.com/Slagkick.mp3
TAINTED!
Posted by: Tainted | November 10, 2005 11:52 PM