At least he's not a blogger
Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," says Saint Peter, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."
The first man goes through his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on, saying, "It represents a candle."
"You may pass through the pearly gates," says Saint Peter.
The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes them and says, "They're bells."
Saint Peter lets him pass.
The third man looks desperate and finally pulls a butt plug, some lube, and a used condom from his pocket. Saint Peter looks quizzical and asks, "Just how do those symbolize Christmas?"
The man replies, "They're Carroll's."
[Joke adapted from Popbitch.]
P.S. The $1,000 in gift certificates to D.C. gay bars should really come in handy, now that he doesn't even fucking live here!
Comments
Toby, do you know Justin?
Posted by: Anonymous | December 20, 2005 02:02 PM
Who's asking?
Posted by: Toby | December 20, 2005 02:38 PM
A friend who wishes you well !
Posted by: Anonymous | December 20, 2005 02:54 PM
I have absolutely no idea who he is.
Posted by: Toby | December 20, 2005 03:05 PM
Sorry, that was me that asked.. forgot to put a name. He's just a friend of mine here in NYC.
If you knew him, I wanted to go to Justin and say "What's Toby like??" Hah.. 'cuz I love this blog (and from what I can tell you look cute).
Last year's cover boy, Will, also lives in NYC now too. Funny.
Posted by: Jory | December 20, 2005 03:47 PM
He's definitely a hottie
Posted by: Matty | December 20, 2005 03:53 PM
I come back every month, I'm sure I'll find a way to use my prizes...
Posted by: Justin | December 20, 2005 05:08 PM
Yay! You can buy Jamie and I drinks!
Posted by: Toby | December 20, 2005 05:27 PM
very funny i loved it. cute guy also always a plus!
Posted by: Ryan | December 20, 2005 07:12 PM
Annoyed Justin won. Was voting for a guy who didn't even make the final three. Weird to see a recent trick make 1st runner up tho... ;)
Posted by: Dan | December 21, 2005 01:14 AM
Stop complaining about those gift certificates. Show some gratitude and drink up -- there are sober kids in Africa.
Posted by: Miss Ile Toe | December 21, 2005 07:48 AM
i don't get it.
Posted by: whitney houston | December 23, 2005 09:30 AM
That boy needs to leave his hairy chest on.
sigh.
R-
Posted by: Me is the Ridor | December 26, 2005 02:02 AM