Crappy New Year, everyone!
I woke up this morning with only a small headache and a familiar face beside me. I checked the time. 10 a.m. The Gentleman Friend grabbed my arm and told me to lay back down. I considered resisting, but for the first time in four years, there were no alienated friends to which I should apologize, no piles of vomit to clean up, no bottles of Gatorade in need of desperate (and futile) consumption. A shame-free New Year's Day. Strange, perhaps a tad anticlimatic, but nonetheless comforting. I closed my eyes and slept until 2.
Now it's nearly 4. Only an hour to go until I can reasonably polish off that last bottle of Asti.

Comments
That's right, bitch. And just who throws a kick-ass NYE party??!!
hmm hmm hmm?
Reconize.
Posted by: Jamie | January 1, 2006 03:57 PM
mmm this picture, how myspace of you. scrumptious
Posted by: jonny | January 1, 2006 09:59 PM
I don't know how Toby feels he is too skinny. Look at his shoulders.
As for a hangover, just do straight tequila next year (no mixers) and presto, no hangover.
Posted by: Christopher | January 2, 2006 02:08 AM
Great picture, Toby! You really seem to have a knack for the unusual pictorial compositions. (I'm still in love with that picture of you from Mexico where all you can see is your outline.) And Christopher's right: those arms! those shoulders! But, as someone who also has the gay body dysmorphia thing going on (except I think I'm too fat), I understand the anxiety.
ANYway, Happy New Year!
Posted by: Bourgeois Nerd | January 2, 2006 05:37 PM
Why were you waiting to have a drink? "It's always six o'clock in the world somewhere!"
Posted by: Michael | January 2, 2006 06:57 PM
Poor, Toby, he's growing up before our eyes. Fortunately, all we're missing is the vomit. The charm, wit and good looks remain intact.
:{)
Posted by: Radardan | January 2, 2006 11:05 PM
Is that a bong and a wine glass on the coffee table?
Posted by: Rich | January 3, 2006 05:59 PM
LOL...Sounds like you had a rough, yet fun New Years...
Posted by: Kahil | January 3, 2006 10:35 PM
Don't ever let me hear you waited to have a drink again or you'll get knocked. Rude! There are thirsty faggots in the heartland who have no access to liquor on the sabbath. Remember that!
Posted by: Carrie | January 4, 2006 12:01 AM
From the photo of your dresser, to the left of your image in the mirror, and all those photos displayed together, i see you still have those snap shots of me, in the nude and sucking off your neighbor's dog, from my visit to you last year... hope you'll get new snapshots of me in the new year...
Posted by: HisHolynessDPope | January 4, 2006 02:20 AM
Hottest pic in ages, Toby.
Wish I was there blowing you...
Posted by: Erik | January 5, 2006 07:58 PM