Well, Toby, look I just visited the HBP site and all I can say is "...get the rope."

Ugh. I mean, yeah hot boys I guess, but geez o fuckin man!

Can't you hear the boys chanting along with the music at that site "we're hot, we're gay, you're not, stay away."

I know, I'm just jealous cause they somehow forgot to invite me to their upcoming party.

Stop bitching!!

You refer to the guy your seeing as "the gentleman friend". Is that because he picks up the tab for everything and is older?

TOBY SAYS: Yes.

Toby and Atari - you both are hotter than these "hot boys'

Oh Jesus. I just looked at his pictures, he was in Austin last August (my hometown) I know all those guys he was with. Crack-whores.

M.Warner + HPB travel-edition spotted at Here Lounge in Weho on 1/15/2005. Living life, etc...

I'm quite familiar with the euphemisms that cunning Canucks will use to shroud they lifestyle in mystery, so I'll edit Mike's auto-bio for you all:

***GoGo Mike, 29, lives in the West Village of Manhattan in New York City, where he has (battled) four years of working on Wall Street with an insatiable appetite for (cocaine), (bareback sex), and a highly aggressive (eating disorder). Originally from Vancouver, Canada, he earned his name as a part-time (prostitute), which he pursued as a hobby on select evenings outside of his Wall Street day job. This lead to inevitable (pretentiousness), (sex) party planning, and eventually, to travel via an unnamed (and un-protected) network of outgoing gay boys, who he later termed the "(Herpes) Boy Posse," or "HBP".***

Pot calling the kettle black? Almost, but not quite: I've yet to plan a party for all my coke-head friends. That's in May. ;)

I wish I'd known about Hot Boy Posse earlier -- me and my boys from San Francisco would've definitely signed up! We're all cute, white, smooth paralegals who are pushing 30, and we're always looking for ways to gratify our all-consuming, masturbatory self-obsession!!!!!!!

I haven't seen that much mystic tan and lip gloss since the last time I surfed to Brat Boy's website.

Why do I need a spoon when I can gag myself with that?

Havent seem gums like that since Jaws 1 + 2.

I live in New York and have been subjected to this douchebag and his twat friends on more than one occasion. They descend on private events or bars screaming "Hot!" at the top of their lungs, take camphone pictures of each other, and generally annoy everyone in the vicinity. I'm so sad my membership got lost in the mail... sadly I'm condemned to being a member of the "Average Boy Posse". Sigh.

TOBY SAYS: Buddy, we average guys (note that I said "guys") have to stick together!!!

Killer. I disavow both, and assert that there are (albeit few) homo's of substance in Canada... though fewer soon.

I'm leaving the country.

Can I rename them the Butterface Posse? Because seriously? ...Except for a few guys at that site, I don't see how most of these guys would be considered "hot" if it weren't for their roided bodies.

wow. damn. never considered myself much of a leather guy, but suddenly all those bears leftover from MAL have never seemed more appealing.

and mikey's going on 30, is he? excuse me while I go shoot myself.

I'm on the inside....I was invited...I of course was unavailable....although hanging out with 98 17-20 year olds and a thirty year old with the vocab of paris hilton...

Not my cup of tea.

there are many things wrong with them....it's hard to find a starting point.

...oh...and gogo doesn't do drugs. You'll have to if you are forced to maintain a conversation with him tho

the way this guy describes himself you'd think he's applying for a flight attendant job over at southwest.

However lame it may be, you are all infinitely more pathetic by taking the time to post hate pages and write about how stupid it is. Why don’t you all start your own club called the “bitter, jaded, ugly, and old posse” and leave the poor kid alone.

TOBY SAYS: Ah, yes, the predictable "You're just bitter" retort. I was waiting for that.

And he's not a kid, he's 29 years old. The truth hurts.

This gonna turn into a regular feature? Kind of an "Ethan Alert" for your readers?

God knows there's a virtually unlimited supply of 'em out there...

Thank you for so cleverly and eloquently expressing my own disdain for boys like the "HBP." Jesus Christ on a cracker!

Ugh. This makes me so proud to be gay. How humliating. Oh, and before a hater says I'm jealous? Nope. Not at all. If there was a photo of me on the Internet in drag or shirtless acting like a stupid meth-head I'd probably leave the country. But, my momma raised me right.

OMG what a bunch of freaks. Just give me a red-blooded Southern man with a stubble and bedroom scowl anytime.

to the poster above who said we are pathetic for wasting so much time discussing how lame these people are, it took me approximately 24 seconds to post my earlier comment. while i'm very busy and typically intoxicated, 24 seconds lost hasn't really put a dent in my social calendar.

this post took slightly longer...but i was totally drinking while typing so i wouldn't even say this was wasted time.

toby, babe, who cares about this guy, no matter how annoying? stop hatin', lil' man. why focus your considerable talents and energy on negativity and flame? lovin you. mean it. leave the poor, annoying bastards of the world alone - why waste your energy?

TOBY SAYS: Because it's funny. If you want to be all unicorns and rainbows, then get your own blog!

Carrie...don't you mean your AGGRESSIVE social calendar? Heh. Those guys are such douchebags.

yech . . . the hot boy posse must be the force driving all those queens into ex-gay reparative therapy

Toby, please write another post ASAP. I can't stand seeing that guy's horsey face when your blog loads up.

Surprisingly enough, despite my perpetual angst about how I look and where I fit in the gay community, I really couldn't give a flying fuck about this "Hot Boy Posse." "What the hell ever!" I say. I admit, I wouldn't mind having their bodies, but the rest...

And I'm with Sam: please post something, Toby! That braying drag mule is freakin' me OUT, man!!!

LOL...Toby, you do realize that you've just pissed off about 1/4 of the NYC gay scene? Loves it! I know a few of these guys and I'm so glad that you have the balls to call them out.

I know that the HBP looks pathetic but Mike is a really nice guy. I remember him from when he was a go-go boy at Kurfew. He was really nice to me. It's sad though that he's 29 and is looking/acting like he's 16.

Oh well...

I understand where the just-ignore-them contingent is coming from, but keep in mind that a) the HBP promote themselves, so they're asking for attention, and that really invites criticism; and b) this was a pretty funny post.

Also, anyone who comes here and says "stop bitching" is really, really unclear on the concept.

Toby is the best.

Would it be awesome if Toby went to HBP headquarters and fight them like the Japanese restaurant scene in “Kill Bill 1”?

Oddly enough, I am not shocked by this groups existence, shallowness or anything of that sort. I am not even shocked by how many mystic tanned bodies can be in one place at the same time (which I am sure carries some EPA warning with it).

The only thing that shocks me is that they aren't the Hot BOI Posse. Maybe they thought that was going to far?

Mind you, they're all occupied with each other, in places I would never go, so they aren't getting in my way.

it's a conceptual art piece, right? it's gotta be.

i went to the "hot boy posse" website, and after recovering from the petit mal seizure i received from the hugely loud music and flashing pics of what i guess are "hot boys," i realized that somehow missed hot boy posse weekend. i can't believe i have to wait yet another year for this hot boy retreat, but that'll give me enough time to save up for calf implants. waah waaah

Toby, well said. This pic is so ... chelsea!

Give me East Village men anyday. I don't like Chelsea or Greenwich Village men -- they think they're all that. Barf.

R-

I'm sure someone will say that I'm bitter -- but if you look at his picture -- he does looked like strung out on meth or something.

R-

Stillettos! Go-Go fag is not from Chelsea....Don't give us Chelsea boys a bad rap like that.

These guys are 1/4th the gay social scene in NYC? Would normally give manhattan more credit than that. Granted, DC's running at 1/3rd, but come on... it's DC.

So tragic. I can't wait until they get their first wrinkle and their gut starts to show.

And they're so modest, too. And mature. What a train wreck.